idol gripes

Ok, so I'm a nerd and I watch American Idol (though I've never voted), and I would like to take a moment to voice my general complaints about the show. My list is light-hearted and brief, although you must forgive my cynicism - it comes a bit too naturally at times:

1.) Why can't people, especially judges, have a negative opinion about a song without being boo'ed? I know Simon can be a bit overly critical at times, but he's entitled to his opinion and half the time he's right, so let the guy finish his speech and move the show along already.

2.) Taylor, I think you're a great performer, I really do ... but if you chant "Soul Patrol" like you're an A-D-D third grader ONE more time, I swear ........

3.) Paula, you're a sweet lady, but I think you have the same syndrome I have at times ... you can't think two words ahead of what you're saying, so it all comes out in a jumble. But I have to say, you look better at 40-something (?) than I do at 26! :(

4.) To the producers: PLEASE ban "I Believe I Can Fly" from the playlist. FOREVER.

Thank you, that is all.